birdsphere:

*does my makeup just to walk to starbucks*

birdsphere:

*does my makeup just to walk to starbucks*

the owners of the house i’ve been house sitting are coming back tomorrow and before they left I asked them what time they were coming back and they answered, but as i often do, i accidentally stopped paying attention right when i finished asking the question (luv that adhd) and so i have no idea what time they’re getting here tomorrow so i just did like 95% of the cleaning tonight???? ¬†we will find out tomorrow how grandly i have fucked up (hopefully not at all)

me: hey emma you want a treat *hands dog treat*
dog: *takes treat*
me: who's a good girl
dog: *spits treat out on floor*
me: fuck you too

(no, i dont actually believe i’m going to hell)

satans-personal-assistant:

congragulation:

if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside

would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting

there are pokemon that literally drag children to hell

i’m already going to hell im not gonna let some fucking humanoid clown animals ruin my only shot at a life

i’ve said this before but the only concert i’ve been to was a KC and the Sunshine Band concert at universal studios orlando in february of 2011

gotta start planning what i’m gonna wear to the FOB concert, hoooooly shit, im gonna see FOB live in concert

crocobaby:

NEW JANELLE MONAE VIDEO

NEW JANELLE MONAE VIDEO

NEW JANELLE MONAE VIDEO

my brother and i have way too many inside jokes and every time i want to go make a post about it before i realize that it’s literally only funny to us

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