somebody take photoshop away from me


somebody take photoshop away from me

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]


i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami


there might be an anime phase but fma phases don’t exist.
once you watch fullmetal alchemist it just kinda stays with you forever I mean you can be eighty and then you just see an apple pie or something and it comes flooding back to you like you just found jesus again

get more sleep

fuck off seb i dont have class tomorrow im gonna sleep till 3:00

My anaconda! DON’T!!!!
Voldemort (via startrekrenegades)

me 24/7


"like I don’t wanna be the one to say it, but, shreks pretty hot" - gavin, literally, this is verbatim

okay, first of all, context, im talking about human shrek here, secondly,