my grandma brought this little wifi hotspot to this cabin and it’s just baaaaarely working so I’m crossing my fingers this will post just to let you guys know that my internet is going to be rare if not entirely absent for the next few days

declared a major and junk

I left the group early because I finished early and I went to the next part early because hey gonna get a head start, only to find out that the person leading the next part is still back in the last section. Love orientation. Fantastic.

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

i dont know what mad max is about and every time i read “mad max” for some reason i think they’re talking about madmartigan from willow?? which is, in all likelihood, a better movie

someone referred to “50 shades” as problematic in more ways than they could count and my first genuine thought was “what??? i love that text post. wtf”

my grandma, i kid you not, is drinking a beer in the dorm we are staying in for my orientation tomorrow. she is living to dorm life that i never will.

This was not my little brother or my bodybuilding brother, it is guitar/electrical distribution center management trainee brother, I need to come up with a shorter name for him

This was not my little brother or my bodybuilding brother, it is guitar/electrical distribution center management trainee brother, I need to come up with a shorter name for him

Me and my brother have a band and the band name is literally just 💀🏇

I’m at a college orientation with my mom, grandmother and 10-year-old brother and every one of them is being more embarrassing than I thought possible and I love them so much