my fucking brother

my fucking brother

honestly manfuckingaheadoflettuce.gif is never going to die

congragulation:

S OMEONE POSTED A GIF OF A GUY USING A HEAD OF LETTUCE TO MASTURBATE LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY JACKING OFF INTO A HEAD OF LETTUCE I’M LAUGHING I’M GOING TO PUT IT UNDER A CUT BUT ONLY CLICK THIS IF YOU WANT TO SEE A MAN LITERALLY FUCKING A HEAD OF LETTUCE????

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elijahkrantz:

Glad to show my support through the NO GF campaign. I for one HAVE GF and am just an ally in this movement :)

elijahkrantz:

Glad to show my support through the NO GF campaign. I for one HAVE GF and am just an ally in this movement :)

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

frankensteinfanclub:

communismkills:

sailormogwai:

honestly tho will rhyse/communismkills/pizzaforpresident/aurevoir-mes-amis just keep cycling thru urls like we’re gonna forget about shit he never addressed? honestly he’ll be back in a week i bet you ten bucks 

Fuck you I’m not that asshole.

Oh my god

speedlimit15:

life hacks: you can open bags of chips from either end. it doesnt really matter

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend