draumatics:

delaney isn’t online so there is no point i’m going to bed

my question is why am i seeing people online right now, why didn’t everyone react the way katie did, the way everyone should #disappointed

gonna go see west side story at the school where i work, these kids KILLED it with in the heights last year so this should be p dang good :)

A SPECIAL SECRET DAD-MIC HIDDEN INSIDE THIS DAD’S BASEBALL CAP LETS US IN ON WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE DAD FULL TIME:

luciferianliberationfront:

dad: [muffled audio] 

unidentified speaker 1: [muffled audio] or hardly working?

dad: [unconstrained laughter]

Roughly how many hours a day would you say you read wikipedia for?
Anonymous

grimelords:

I’m Jimmy Wales and I have to personally approve every new edit, so probably 18-22 hours a day? Why, who wants to know? Hold on someone’s trying to delete List Of Individual Dogs this is urgent I’ll get back to you

some guy on my school’s canvas somehow managed to make a schoolwide discussion that just says “take me off” and the first post is a reply by that same guy that just says “please” and everyone’s memeing on it in response, love how trolling can bring a small community together

congragulation:

Bold and Brash

circumcising:

awh good for themimage